tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4433658143358997642024-02-07T08:51:22.413-06:00Does This Blog Make Me Look Phat?Idiocy, Technology, Fat Jokes, Procrastination, Food, Wonder, Bees.Chris Lopehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07800874561061105839noreply@blogger.comBlogger25125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-443365814335899764.post-41706560808793575542022-05-04T10:46:00.003-05:002022-05-04T10:56:51.041-05:00Weird Issues After Upgrading to Debian BullseyeEdited to add: "hey, it's been sooo long since I posted, how weird is that, amiright?"
I fucking hate computers. But god bless search engines, because I'd never be able to get shit done on my home machine without them. I can't remember if I've posted about my first foray into running Linux at home back in 1998 or 1999, but even without Laurie saying she hated it because she had no idea how to use anything on the desktop, it was a massive pain in the ass for ME. <div><br /></div><div>It's still a pain in the ass sometimes, but now I have a magical electronic hive mind to use as reference instead of massive, poorly written book authored by a dude who smelled like musk and Cheetos cheese. <div><br /></div><div>Anyway, I'm adding MY two cents to the magical electronic hive mind of knowledge. I can promise you I only smell of Tide, sandalwood & pomegranate (the fancy way of saying Axe Anarchy deodorant), and Dr. Bronner's almond soap. </div><div><br /></div><div>I'm also going to crank this out as quickly as I can while it's still fresh in my memory, so ignore any grammatical gibber jabber and technical wonkity woohahs (e.g. jargon) that I may flesh out at a later date. </div><div><br /></div><div>So...I decide I'm finally going to fix my dual boot issue on my home machine. I can't use GRUB to get into the Win10 NVMe disk ("Invalid Signature") I added last year so that I could play a Cyberpunk 2028 and Witcher 3 (both of which I've played literally twice, haha...what a waste of $$.) Anyways, I've been putting off fixing what I though was wrong. I finally took a look yesterday and figured "hey, if I'm mucking around in this shit, I might as well finally update from Buster to Bullseye.)</div><div><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjC8tbWxCl-Owimu3eVSeE8NlqEMRWiS5FgxGUebxsJ7Rl9t-kutze5AdE_g9Gb5sG6ZUFFcmjSL4OBC9a4kgz1OrRmi3nCbsA0Gpc0AxyWnRGGfJMdfbYTUDkeryJanJd-Xo5zOc2zDpF1DeJ6m1yTImtD1L-kqXn9xIeuteK00JChfe7VL0UrygnAug/s2000/bullseye.jpeg" style="clear: left; display: block; float: left; padding: 1em 0px; text-align: center;"><img alt="" border="0" data-original-height="2000" data-original-width="2000" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjC8tbWxCl-Owimu3eVSeE8NlqEMRWiS5FgxGUebxsJ7Rl9t-kutze5AdE_g9Gb5sG6ZUFFcmjSL4OBC9a4kgz1OrRmi3nCbsA0Gpc0AxyWnRGGfJMdfbYTUDkeryJanJd-Xo5zOc2zDpF1DeJ6m1yTImtD1L-kqXn9xIeuteK00JChfe7VL0UrygnAug/s200/bullseye.jpeg" width="200" /></a></div>
I do a bunch of stuff, mostly following the instructions from Debian's site, and things are looking preeeetttttty okish. I start mucking around with what I think I need to do to fix GRUB ("hmm, well UEFI IS already setup for Win. Secure boot isn't enabled. OOOHHH, ok. Well, fuck.") and realize that the reason GRUB is that my fucking Linux partition is setup as MBR and not GPT because even though it's running on a pretty modern and fancy SSD, </div><div><br /></div><div>I wasn't paying attention when I upgraded from my 10ish year old hard drive and basically just continued to use a partition scheme that's almost old enough to have it's own Judd Apatow movie (This is 40...come on.) OK. I'll stick with switching disks at boot time in BIOS for now. But hey, I'm upgraded! Everything is great! </div><div><br /></div><div><b>Ron Howard Voice</b>: "Everything was not great."</div><div><br /></div><div>I opened Spotify this morning to get some motivational tunes going and it's just a black screen. Well shit. Do some hive mind searching with no luck--if you think it's tough troubleshooting general Linux issues (hello, 11 year old forum posts!) try doing it for a specific application, even one as widely used as Spotify. SURE, I could use my phone's Spotify client to stream to my office speaker, but then it eats up my battery. Anywho, the Linux forum on Spotify's site is sometimes useful, but not today.
I try opening it via command line to see what's up and this is what I get:
<span style="font-family: courier;">libva error: vaGetDriverNameByIndex() failed with unknown libva error, driver_name = (null)</span>
Very helpful! I try uninstalling/reinstalling Spotify and it's the same shit. </div><div><br /></div><div>I start looking for <a href="https://www.google.com/search?q=libva+error%2C+driver_name+%3D+%28null%29&ei=R4FyYryEFNikqtsP_KuEmAI&ved=0ahUKEwj8w4qp-8X3AhVYkmoFHfwVASMQ4dUDCA4&oq=libva+error%2C+driver_name+%3D+%28null%29&gs_lcp=Cgdnd3Mtd2l6EAwyBQgAEIAEMgYIABAWEB4yBggAEBYQHjIGCAAQFhAeMgYIABAWEB4yBggAEBYQHjIGCAAQFhAeSgQIQRgASgQIRhgAUABYAGCxEWgAcAF4AIABaYgBaZIBAzAuMZgBAKABAqABAcABAQ&sclient=gws-wiz" target="_blank">troubleshooting libva error shit</a>. Well, i must be missing the libva packages from the upgrade. Yes sir--let's <span style="font-family: courier;">apt-get</span> that shit and, well it's installed and the lasted version. OK, I should use vainfo to check versions? Well, I dont' fucking have that anymore. Ok, let's install. Hmm, ok--that looks like what I should see. Check chrome://gpu (edge for me, homie) to see what's up? Done. Looks fucking fine. Is xorg.conf right? Uh, yes. <span style="font-family: courier;">lspci | grep VGA</span>? YES IT'S THE RIGHT MOTHER FUCKING DRIVER. aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaggggggggggggggggggggggggggGG. </div><div><br /></div><div>Ok, let's try some basic <a href="https://community.spotify.com/t5/Desktop-Linux/Troubleshooting-Linux-Spotify/td-p/1192307" target="_blank">Spotify troubleshooting</a>. Well, yes--aplay is recognizing my sound cards. And wow, starting it on command line with a log dump was SOOOOO helpful. I know have a single line text file that says "<span style="font-family: courier;">libva error: vaGetDriverNameByIndex() failed with unknown libva error, driver_name = (null)</span>" </div><div><br /></div><div>That's some very NEW and <i>super</i> helpful information. Ok, let's try playing the test audio file...but first, looks like i need to raise my speaker volume. </div><div><br /></div><div>Hmm, why am I not getting that annoying gnome bubble pop. </div><div><br /></div><div>Hmm. Why isn't there a fucking output device in Gnome Settings. <div class="separator" style="clear: both;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiYWZIM5yxkOTp88PZyHEEWCtCIGCVFVcaNww6qjRSnrfxlXw7OFrTI2k7h-69hgKp-MDQ7cYDh3w4M53Gs5QRoTEXxUVdLw6tyBCCBCd7WqoxpkXE7tdHM4WYIdb--MC78b6fGqoooaw1SXD8qLIloDD1LtL-j5AzwaMm-7wNROW8TBbsUVIIMzc9gtg/s498/jcarey.gif" style="clear: left; display: block; float: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-right: 1em; padding: 1em 0px; text-align: center;"><img alt="" border="0" data-original-height="287" data-original-width="498" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiYWZIM5yxkOTp88PZyHEEWCtCIGCVFVcaNww6qjRSnrfxlXw7OFrTI2k7h-69hgKp-MDQ7cYDh3w4M53Gs5QRoTEXxUVdLw6tyBCCBCd7WqoxpkXE7tdHM4WYIdb--MC78b6fGqoooaw1SXD8qLIloDD1LtL-j5AzwaMm-7wNROW8TBbsUVIIMzc9gtg/s320/jcarey.gif" width="320" /></a></div></div><div><br /></div><div> *Sigh*
More googling.</div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div>And I come across a Reddit post of something not entirely dissimilar from my audio issue that was resolved with a reboot, but one of the comments talked about grep'ing dmesg for firmware shit. So let's try that: <span style="font-family: courier;">sudo dmesg | grep firmware</span> and hmm..."<span style="font-family: courier;">Unable to load firmware rtl_nic/rtl8168h-2</span>" </div><div><br /></div><div>I've been seeing that shit since last year after a kernal update and I've been ignoring it because my NIC card has been working fine. But ok, let's try to fix that. Back to the keyboard and well, hello <a href="https://askubuntu.com/questions/25732/possible-missing-firmware-lib-firmware-rtl-nic-rtl8168d-2-fw-for-module-r8169-w" target="_blank">11 year old AskUbuntu post</a>, haha. </div><div><br /></div><div>It wasn't exaaaaacccttttlly the complete answer, but close enough for me to run <span style="font-family: courier;">sudo apt-get install firmware-realtek</span> and then <span style="font-family: courier;">sudo apt-get install firmware-realtek</span> and then reboot and voila..EVERYTHING FUCKING WORKED AGAIN. </div><div><br /></div><div>Fucking audio drivers for both speakers and HDMI, missing web cam, missing mic, and of course, missing video driver that caused Spotify to not load. </div><div><br /></div><div>I fucking hate computers.</div><div><br /></div><div>Keywords: Debian, Bullseye, Spotify, Linux, libva, Spotify black screen after upgrade, computers are the debbil.</div></div>Chris Lopehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07800874561061105839noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-443365814335899764.post-54565998738647706572020-04-08T14:24:00.000-05:002020-04-09T06:42:11.317-05:00Sourdough Rye Bread<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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<span class="authorOrTitle">So it looks like the last 18 months or so of posts have only been my Instagram crossposts. I think that all my real posts are prefaced by "hey, it's been sooo long since I posted, how weird is that, amiright?" Well, get used to it! You will get what you get and be happy with it, god damn it! How dare you presume to tell me how to run my blog. I was blogging when you were shitting in your diddies, Mr. or Ms. or Mx. Zoomer. Back in my day, you posted on a free webpage from Geocities, or <a href="https://www.opendiary.com/" target="_blank">Open Diary</a>, or Xanga, or (pour one out, homies) MSN Spaces. And it was a JOURNAL, not this fancy schmancy we<b>blog</b> shit you youngins call it. (*sorry, that made me laugh since there's no fucking way anyone under 40 is actually using a blog. Tumblr? Sure. But an actual blog, nah.) Any of y'all still have your blogs up? I think <a href="http://daddyrunsalot.com/" target="_blank">John</a>'s the only one still in my RSS feed and he hasn't posted in almost a year. Let's get a blog roll going in my comments, bitches.</span><br />
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<span class="authorOrTitle">So Val asked me for a recipe on my Instagram post, so here it is. This turned out really good, but it could have been better. Usually my sourdough bakes are a two+ day affair, but I needed this bread done the same day to make Reubens with homemade corned beef. They were fucking amazing, but not really a real Reuben since I didn't have swiss (I used Barely Buzzed cheddar)and my Russian dressing was more like a <a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Koryo-saram" target="_blank">Koryo-Saram</a> dressing since I was using kimchi mayo I had leftover from K<a href="https://www.seriouseats.com/2019/07/kimchi-fried-chicken-sandwich.html" target="_blank">enji's Kimchi brined KFC (Korean Fried Chicken) sandwiches</a> as the base. That's a sandwich recipe you need to make too, btw. OMFG.</span><br />
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<span class="authorOrTitle">So if you want to make this taste better, you can reduce or eliminate the extra yeast and just use your starter. But if you do that, you'll need to bulk ferment for a much longer time and do an overnight ferment once you've shaped your loaves.</span><br />
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<span class="authorOrTitle">I had pulled my starter (it's 100% hydration, e.g. 1 part water to 1 part flour) out of the fridge the night before and topped it off with 200 grams of filtered water and 200 grams of bread flour, since I wanted about 240 grams of starter to serve as the <a href="http://www.thefreshloaf.com/node/37220/starter-vs-levain" target="_blank">levain</a> and I needed some left to throw back in the fridge and some to make a batch of sourdough buttermilk pancakes the next day. </span><br />
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<span class="authorOrTitle">I was shooting for a 75% hydration level, but I know I miscalculated the amount of water. I still don't know what I landed at, but we'll figure that out here in a sec once I start writing out the recipe. Whatever it was, it was great for this purpose and was super easy to handle and shape and even better, didn't stick to my fucking banneton. JFC, I screwed up last week and put the wrong water in a recipe and it was like a thicc ass batter. That shit stuck to EVERYTHING and I had to hand wash the linen cover to my bannetons. Pro tip--after you measure your water, get rid of the container that doesn't have your measured water.</span><br />
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<span class="authorOrTitle">I'm going to add approximate times, but your mileage will definitely vary. That, I think, is one of the most important lessons I've learned from baking bread--you have to be flexible. Bread will rise when it rises. Although you can speed it up by using commercial yeast like I did this time, haha. </span><br />
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<span class="authorOrTitle">240 grams 100% Hydration, Mature Starter </span><br />
<span class="authorOrTitle">772 grams King Arthur Bread Flour (KA is my preferred since it's probably the best I can get in the area)</span><br />
<span class="authorOrTitle">108 grams Spelt Flour</span><br />
<span class="authorOrTitle">108 grams Rye Flour (both Spelt & Rye are Bob's Red Mill, I think)</span><br />
<span class="authorOrTitle">10 grams fast rise yeast (eliminate if you want to do a slow proof/ferment)</span><br />
<span class="authorOrTitle">20 grams caraway seeds</span><br />
<span class="authorOrTitle">22 grams of fine sea salt </span><br />
<span class="authorOrTitle">2 Tbsp molasses</span><br />
<span class="authorOrTitle">650 ml filtered water (or grams) Did you know they're the same for water? The metric system is awesome. </span><br />
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<span class="authorOrTitle"><span class="authorOrTitle">So, since I used 650 ml of water (and had 120 in the starter) it looks like I came in at 69 (nice) percent hydration.</span> </span><br />
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<span class="authorOrTitle">I use water filtered through my fridge since my city likes to heavily chlorinate the water. I was going to say if you don't have a filter, you can leave it out overnight to let the chlorine dissipate, but apparently that doesn't work anymore now that water treatment is done with chloramine. If you don't have a fridge filter, go buy a Brita or something. I saw a generic version at the Walmart last weekend for $9.99.</span><br />
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<span class="authorOrTitle">Like I said, I fed my starter the night before and just left it out on the counter. The temp on my counter is usually in the low 70's, so it's a good spot for a nice, long fermentation. When I'm doing a regular sourdough bake, I usually just do an overnight bulk fermentation on the counter and things turn out great.</span><br />
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<span class="authorOrTitle"><b>11:45 a.m.</b> <a href="https://www.kingarthurflour.com/blog/2017/09/29/using-the-autolyse-method" target="_blank">Autolyse</a> the flour and 550 grams of the water. This just means mixing up your flour and water and letting it sit. I usually go for about an hour. The link above gets into the science and shit, but basically it allows the enzymes in the flour to break shit down a bit and allows your flour to get fully hydrated. </span><br />
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<span class="authorOrTitle">My water temp was about 110 degrees and that was a little too hot. <a href="https://www.theperfectloaf.com/the-importance-of-dough-temperature-in-baking/" target="_blank">According to the experts</a>, you should be shooting for a dough temp of 78 degrees, but again, I was shooting for a short and fast proof, so it wasn't a big deal. My dough temp was 92.2 degrees after adding the water, so I really should've had my water 15 degrees lower.</span><br />
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<span class="authorOrTitle">Oh, I should note that unless I'm making rolls or something else that needs (kneads, heigh-oh) a long knead time, I do all this shit by hand. Since this bulk ferments for quite a while, even with the acceleration of the instant yeast, you don't need to use a mixer or do any intense kneading. Time and the "stretch and fold" technique will get your gluten developed nicely. Be sure you are really getting everything mixed up well. In the bread I fucked up last week, I was using a spatula to mix (I was making a double batch, so there was a shit ton of dough) and I didn't do a good job. I had lumps of dry flour and it was just a total shit show. Still tasted good, but man, what an embarrassment.</span><br />
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<span class="authorOrTitle"><b>12:45ish p.m.</b> You should see a difference in your dough now. It should look more relaxed and less shaggy. </span><span class="authorOrTitle"><span class="authorOrTitle">I failed to take a pic prior to adding the rest of the ingredients in there. </span>This is the point where you'll add the rest of your stuff. Usually it's just your levain and salt and remaining water. But I had some extra shizz for this one, so I heated the remaining 100 grams of water a bit and dissolved the 2 Tbsp of molasses in there and then used that liquid to do a quick proof on the instant yeast. </span><br />
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<span class="authorOrTitle">It's like a giant stress ball. But it sucks if you have arthritis in your thumb. Every squeeze is a bit of agony, but you must endure and sacrifice to make delicious food.</span><br />
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<span class="authorOrTitle">Now you just let it sit and proof for a while. How long depends on the dough temp, the ambient air temp, the quality of your yeasties, etc. Since I had my oven on 300 and was cooking a corned beef, I sat my bucket next to the stove, where the ambient air temp was about 85, so that I would have a faster rise. I've taken to using a post-it note to mark where my dough level is at the start, so that it's easier for me to tell when it's doubled in size.</span><br />
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<span class="authorOrTitle">I usually do four sets of stretch and folds. The first one about 30 minutes into bulk fermentation. And then every 45-60 minutes after. After the fourth, just leave it alone to rise. The first couple of months I got back into baking, I was fixated on watching the time. "Hey, this recipe said I should bulk ferment for 6 hours, so now it's time to move on." I've learned that your dough doesn't give a fuck about your time, homie. Dough is going to do whatever the fuck it wants. So instead of focusing on time, you want to look at how the dough is behaving. Look for it to double (or more, depending on what you're doing) in size. When you poke it (gently, you fucking monster!) it should slowly pop back out. By the time I was ready to shape, the dough was up to about the 4 QT mark on my bucket.</span><br />
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<span class="authorOrTitle">Now is the time to <a href="https://www.theperfectloaf.com/guides/shaping-a-boule/" target="_blank">shape your dough</a> and get a nice "skin" formed on your dough. You're looking for the tight cheek skin of a 60 year old millionaire. In my case, I normally make boules, since that's the type of banneton I have. I want to start making some <a href="https://www.theperfectloaf.com/guides/shaping-a-batard/" target="_blank">batards</a>, but I need some other baskets for that. You'll notice a lot of these links go back to <a href="https://www.theperfectloaf.com/" target="_blank">The Perfect Loaf</a> and that's because <a href="http://www.instagram.com/maurizio" target="_blank">Maurizio</a> is the fucking man.</span><br />
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<span class="authorOrTitle">After you shape the loaves, let them sit for like 10 or 15 minutes to relax the gluten. Then tighten your balls of dough back up using your hands and/or a bench scraper and flip them upside down into your prepared bannetons.</span><br />
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<span class="authorOrTitle">If I'm doing an overnight fermentation, I put the basket in a big poofy plastic turkey cooking bag (I reuse them because they're not cheap) but since today's bake was going to be fast and furious, I just covered the bannetons with damp paper towels. Which I guess is pretty luxurious during this fucking Covid-19 induced paper goods shortage of 2020. Man, what dickhead science lab fired up the particle accelerator and put us into THIS fucked up timeline? Someone get me a DeLorean so I can get the fuck into the timeline where we have a normal, functioning government and I'm not locked in The Overlook hotel.</span><br />
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<span class="authorOrTitle">While I was playing around with my dough balls, I had an oven preheating for about an hour at 500 degrees and in that oven was an enameled dutch oven. If you are swaggy enough to have an oven with a steam injector, 1) go fuck yourself, but 2) you can just bake your loaves on a baking stone. Us poor folk (not really--I'm doing quite well, thank you) have to make due with our low end gourmet oven in our custom built kitchen and an enameled crock to get some steam powered oven spring.</span><br />
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<span class="authorOrTitle">Carefully pull your dutch oven out of the oven (that sounds weird and I've said "oven" quite a lot over the last few paragraphs. Oven. Of. Ven. Did I get pulled into Gilead? Where's my red robe and white cowl?) and take off the lid. I throw a piece of parchment over the banneton and flip it over, hoping that the loaf stays in place on the parchment. Do your scoring (quick and decisive!) and carefully place the dough into the dutch oven. Put the lid on and then put it in the oven. Drop the temp to 475 and bake for 20 minutes.</span><br />
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<span class="authorOrTitle">After 20 minutes, remove the lid and continue baking for anywhere from 20 to 30 minutes.</span><br />
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<span class="authorOrTitle">If you notice, my bottom is a bit darker than I like. I had my bottom rack too far down--I forgot to move it up a couple of notches prior to firing shit up. </span><br />
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<span class="authorOrTitle">This is a fairly mild rye bread. Just enough rye flavor that you know what it is, without punching you in the face. It was great for my quasi-Reuben and good when I ate it toasted, with butter and orange marmalade.</span>Chris Lopehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07800874561061105839noreply@blogger.com0Dallas, TX, USA32.7766642 -96.79698789999999132.3496592 -97.4424349 33.2036692 -96.151540899999986tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-443365814335899764.post-758720470008234132018-11-24T14:33:00.001-06:002018-11-24T14:33:52.746-06:00permissionerror: [errno 1] operation not permitted: 'lib' ->In today's episode of dumb shit that made me write a blog post...<br />
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I finally got around to trying to figure out why I couldn't create a virtual environment (venv) using Pycharm for my Python class project folder. I keep it on a USB drive because I do some work on it both at home and on my work laptop (when I'm not working through lunch, natch.)<br />
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Anyway, I kept getting the following error: permissionerror: [errno 1] operation not permitted: 'lib' -> (and then the path to a symlink to lib64.) <br />
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I figured it was an issue with my locked down work laptop, so I just kept manually navigating to a local python interpreter at work. I said I'd get around to fixing it when I got home. But low and behold, same shit at home. <br />
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I tried manually running the command that PyCharm uses so that I could "sudo" it (thinking it was a permissions error. That simple solution, of course, wasn't the issue.<br />
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The error is ACTUALLY caused by the fact that my USB drive was FAT32. For some reason (beyond my knowledge level) you can't create symlinks using FAT32. The fix is to reformat your drive into something that's a little more modern.<br />
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Since I need to use this drive on both my work machine (Win10) and home (Debian), I went with NTFS. Wango, bango I was able to install the new venv on the USB drive on the first go after I had reformatted the drive.<br />
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Luckily, I had recently started using a sync tool called Unison to keep my USB drive synced up with my desktop due to a catastrophic loss of my drive data (during Finals week of my last Python course) that was caused by my wife putting a little percussive force on the door of my desk while trying to move a carpet. Snapped a few pins off of the drive connection to the board that my shitty, shitty soldering skills couldn't fix. But, it had the positive effect of getting me to finally start backing my shit up properly, haha.<br />
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So, if you too are having a problem setting up a venv on a thumb drive, fix that FATfuck32 drive and you'll be ready to rock.<br />
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I guess I finally broke the delayed post pattern now that I'm finally finding a good use for this thing--psuedomemory for the technology shit I always forget about. I spend half my life trying to Google shit I Googled five years ago (and again three years ago, and again eighteen months ago...) Bookmarking pages hasn't really done me any good, because I forget that I bookmarked a site (and also because there are times I find the bookmark, but can't remember why I saved it, haha.)<br />
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So today's episode of "Chris' only reason to post an entry on this elderly blog" is brought to you because I have like 15,000+ pics that aren't really organized. Back when I used Windows, Picasa made things easier because of the face tagging technology. If you wanted to find a pic of a certain person, you could just click their name and voila, you were good to go.<br />
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However, Picasa typically writes those tags to an internal DB and not to the images themselves. There's a way to get <a href="https://sites.google.com/site/picasastartersite/other-tools/put-existing-face-tags-into-photos" target="_blank">Picasa to do that</a>, but it writes them to a weird XMP field that isn't typically used by any other photo organizer.<br />
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I'm using Debian and GNOME as my desktop environment, so I'm using the default image manager that comes with the distribution. Unfortunately, it does not use XMP tags for organizing or searching, so I was basically stuck trying to find some way of migrating those Picasa XMP face tags (mwg-rs: Regions/ mwg-rs:RegionList[1]/mwg-rs:Name) into something that another application could search.<br />
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The solution is actually really easy to use, but the hard part was actually finding it! Google searching was a little wonky and the results weren't all that clear. I finally found <a href="http://u88.n24.queensu.ca/exiftool/forum/index.php/topic,4639.msg22138.html#msg22138" target="_blank">this post</a> in the Exif forum, but if you didn't phrase your search terms precisely that way, you'd never find it. Here's my useless search history:<br />
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The post I linked to above was exactly what I needed and it actually was super easy to do. It's literally one line, assuming all of your photos are in a hierarchical directory.<br />
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Here's a video walk-through of how to make that happen:<br />
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It only took around 20 minutes to run through about 17,000 files in 254 directories. Not too shabby!<br />
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<a href="http://owl.phy.queensu.ca/~phil/exiftool/" target="_blank">ExifTool by Phil Harvey</a>- "a platform-independent Perl library...for reading, writing and editing meta information in a wide variety of files."<br />
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<a href="https://github.com/GNOME/shotwell" target="_blank">Shotwell</a>- A digital photo organizer designed for the GNOME desktop environment.<br />
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<a href="https://launchpad.net/kazam" target="_blank">Kazam Screencaster</a>- The screen recording software I used to record the above video.<br />
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<span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">Long time, no see/speak/etc. You can thank an annoying, seemingly obscure technical problem I ran into for breaking my 42 months of blog silence. These hiatuses (yatus #bigbrother) seem to be getting longer and longer over the years.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">So anyways, I decided to try to organize my electronic comic book collection yesterday and installed a program called <a href="https://github.com/davide-romanini/comictagger" target="_blank">ComicTagger</a>, which helps grab and write <a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Metadata" target="_blank">metadata</a> for comic books. </span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">I get it installed and ran into my first problem right off the bat. The application wants you to put in the path to WinRar (or any RAR/UnRAR program) but the little tool you use to navigate through your filesystem doesn't actually navigate anything. It'll open the box and show you your root folder, but none of the contents. The workaround for that was to just manually type in the path. Since I'm running Linux, my path was "/usr/bin/rar" and "usr/bin/unrar"</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">Problem solved! Let's get to tagging comics! I drag and drop a file over to test and wait. And wait. And wait some more. The dialog box that popped up is just sitting at 0% for a few minutes before I realize that there's an error in the terminal window and I'm stuck. Here's what I see:</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Courier New, Courier, monospace;">Traceback (most recent call last):</span><span style="font-family: Courier New, Courier, monospace;"> File "/usr/local/lib/python2.7/dist-packages/comictaggerlib/taggerwindow.py", line 540, in dropEvent</span><span style="font-family: Courier New, Courier, monospace;"> self.fileSelectionList.addPathList( self.droppedFiles )</span><span style="font-family: Courier New, Courier, monospace;"> File "/usr/local/lib/python2.7/dist-packages/comictaggerlib/fileselectionlist.py", line 196, in addPathList</span><span style="font-family: Courier New, Courier, monospace;"> row = self.addPathItem( f )</span><span style="font-family: Courier New, Courier, monospace;"> File "/usr/local/lib/python2.7/dist-packages/comictaggerlib/fileselectionlist.py", line 271, in addPathItem</span><span style="font-family: Courier New, Courier, monospace;"> if ca.seemsToBeAComicArchive() :</span><span style="font-family: Courier New, Courier, monospace;"> File "/usr/local/lib/python2.7/dist-packages/comictaggerlib/comicarchive.py", line 618, in seemsToBeAComicArchive</span><span style="font-family: Courier New, Courier, monospace;"> ( self.getNumberOfPages() > 0)</span><span style="font-family: Courier New, Courier, monospace;"> File "/usr/local/lib/python2.7/dist-packages/comictaggerlib/comicarchive.py", line 775, in getNumberOfPages</span><span style="font-family: Courier New, Courier, monospace;"> self.page_count = len( self.getPageNameList( ) )</span><span style="font-family: Courier New, Courier, monospace;"> File "/usr/local/lib/python2.7/dist-packages/comictaggerlib/comicarchive.py", line 751, in getPageNameList</span><span style="font-family: Courier New, Courier, monospace;"> files = self.archiver.getArchiveFilenameList()</span><span style="font-family: Courier New, Courier, monospace;"> File "/usr/local/lib/python2.7/dist-packages/comictaggerlib/comicarchive.py", line 395, in getArchiveFilenameList</span><span style="font-family: Courier New, Courier, monospace;"> for item in rarc.infolist():</span><span style="font-family: Courier New, Courier, monospace;"> File "/usr/local/lib/python2.7/dist-packages/comictaggerlib/UnRAR2/__init__.py", line 127, in infolist</span><span style="font-family: Courier New, Courier, monospace;"> return list(self.infoiter())</span><span style="font-family: Courier New, Courier, monospace;"> File "/usr/local/lib/python2.7/dist-packages/comictaggerlib/UnRAR2/__init__.py", line 122, in infoiter</span><span style="font-family: Courier New, Courier, monospace;"> for params in RarFileImplementation.infoiter(self):</span><span style="font-family: Courier New, Courier, monospace;"> File "/usr/local/lib/python2.7/dist-packages/comictaggerlib/UnRAR2/unix.py", line 171, in infoiter</span><span style="font-family: Courier New, Courier, monospace;"> data['datetime'] = time.strptime(fields[2]+" "+fields[3], '%d-%m-%y %H:%M')</span><span style="font-family: Courier New, Courier, monospace;"> File "/usr/lib/python2.7/_strptime.py", line 478, in _strptime_time</span><span style="font-family: Courier New, Courier, monospace;"> return _strptime(data_string, format)[0]</span><span style="font-family: Courier New, Courier, monospace;"> File "/usr/lib/python2.7/_strptime.py", line 332, in _strptime</span><span style="font-family: Courier New, Courier, monospace;"> (data_string, format))</span><span style="background-color: yellow; font-family: Courier New, Courier, monospace;">ValueError: time data '2006-03-29 18:32' does not match format '%d-%m-%y %H:%M'</span></blockquote>
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<span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">The highlighted section is the actual error. There's nothing about this on the project Github site, the Google site the code was originally housed on, or the application's web forum. NOTHING. There is literally <a href="https://ubuntuforums.org/showthread.php?t=2320151" target="_blank">one post</a> on an Ubuntu forum where a dude asks about the issue in 2016, but no one ever responded! And if he ever discovered the fix, he didn't post it in that thread. DON'T EVER DO THAT. If you fix your own problem, update the fucking thread!</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">Anyway, I DID figure out a fix and I decided to post it on my blog, so if anyone else runs into the problem, it's a 30 second fix and not hours of googling like a moron (me!) I should've just sat down and worked through the problem like I finally did this morning. It took me about 45 minutes and 25ish minutes of that was trying to find and install a text editor that had line numbers on it, haha. I tried Sublime and it wasn't. Now I know why the <a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Editor_war" target="_blank">editor war</a> has been ongoing for over 30 years.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">In this case, ComicTagger is choking while trying to strip out and reformat the date it finds in my CDisplay RAR Archived Comic Book (<b>CBR</b>) file. It looks like the (or A) programmer hardcoded the date format as %d-%m-%y %H:%M, which is Day-Month-Year (two digit) Hour:Minute (Military format.) However, it looks like the file date that was getting pulled from my CBR files were in YYYY-MM-DD HH:MM. The <a href="https://docs.python.org/3/library/datetime.html#strftime-strptime-behavior" target="_blank">strptime Python module</a> was throwing up an error because the date that was getting passed to it wasn't matching. </span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">Here's the fix: I went into </span><span style="font-family: "Courier New", Courier, monospace;">/usr/local/lib/python2.7/dist-packages/comictaggerlib/UnRAR2/unix.py </span><span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">and edited line 171 to reflect the actual format that was needed:</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Courier New, Courier, monospace;">data['datetime'] = time.strptime(fields[3]+" "+fields[4], '%Y-%m-%d %H:%M')</span></blockquote>
<span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">There you go. Now I've wasted another 90 minutes writing this up. I hope you appreciate all that I do for you!</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">See you in 2022, bitches!</span>Chris Lopehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07800874561061105839noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-443365814335899764.post-19129770767219370432015-01-06T14:12:00.001-06:002015-01-06T14:12:24.478-06:00Automatically using the Multipurpose Feeder on a Dell B2360DN Printer<span style="font-family: Calibri;">Why is this like sacrificing a goat to an angry and judgmental
dark lord?</span><span style="font-family: Calibri;"> </span><span style="font-family: Calibri;">All I wanted to do was be
able to print stupid UPS shipping labels without a lot of hassle.</span><span style="font-family: Calibri;"> I want the print from the Multipurpose Feeder if there's something in the slot, but from the tray if not. Automatically. But, t</span><span style="font-family: Calibri;">he default setup on my Dell B2360DN
printer makes that impossible.</span><span style="font-family: Calibri;"> </span><span style="font-family: Calibri;">Sure, I
could just load up my Tray 1 with all those free, delicious UPS labels, but
then I still have to manually tweak something when I send a regular print job.</span><span style="font-family: Calibri;"> </span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Calibri;">RTFM? Not anymore. Dell's documentation is shit. But it
can be done! It’s a multi-step process that I’ve pieced together from a few different
forums and a bit of dicking around.</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Calibri;">After these changes, I can now just send a print job to the
printer and unless I shove something into the Multipurpose Feeder (MP Feeder)
it’s going to route out of Tray 1.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>If I
want to print one of my UPS labels, I just stick it in the MP Feeder and the
B2360DN will THAT instead of the paper out of Tray 1.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>You know, like pretty much every other
printer I’ve owned has done out of the box.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;">
</span>But no judgments, Dell.</span></div>
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Change the default MP Feeder settings in the
Diagnostic Menu:</div>
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Power off the printer</div>
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Hold the <strong>OK</strong> and <strong>left arrow key</strong></div>
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Switch the printer on</div>
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Release the keys once the amber light comes on</div>
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Scroll through the Diagnostic menu using the
<strong>right arrow</strong>.</div>
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Select <strong>Printer Setup</strong></div>
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Select <strong>ENGINE 2</strong> (push the <strong>right arrow</strong> 5 times to
reach this option)</div>
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Change <strong>ENGINE 2</strong> setting to <strong>8*</strong> and press <strong>OK</strong></div>
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Press the <strong>return arrow key</strong> to return to the
<strong>Diagnostic Menu</strong></div>
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Press the <strong>left arrow</strong> to select <strong>EXIT DIAGNOSTICS</strong></div>
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The printer will reboot</div>
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Change the Default Source and Paper Type for the
Multipurpose Feeder</div>
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Press the <strong>Wrench key</strong> to reach the <strong>Admin Menu</strong></div>
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Press <strong>OK</strong> to reach the <strong>Paper Menu</strong></div>
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Press <strong>OK</strong> to select <strong>Default Source</strong></div>
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Press the <strong>right arrow</strong> to select <strong>MP Feeder</strong> and
press <strong>OK</strong></div>
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Press the <strong>right arrow</strong> to reach the <strong>Paper
Size/Type Menu</strong> and press <strong>OK</strong></div>
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Press the <strong>right arrow</strong> to select <strong>MP Feeder Size</strong> and
press <strong>OK</strong></div>
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Select <strong>Letter</strong> and press <strong>OK</strong></div>
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Press the <strong>right arrow</strong> to select <strong>MP Feeder Type</strong>
and press <strong>OK</strong></div>
</div>
</li>
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<br />Chris Lopehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07800874561061105839noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-443365814335899764.post-61737110034943316972013-02-08T11:41:00.001-06:002013-02-08T11:42:02.801-06:00Hello?Is there anybody out there? Just nod if you can hear me. Chris Lopehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07800874561061105839noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-443365814335899764.post-71411082399496717832012-05-15T13:02:00.000-05:002018-07-30T18:09:44.055-05:00Oh, Good For You, Christian Bale. Good. For. You.Ever since Christian Bale went batshit crazy on the set, I like to be obnoxious with my wife and drop the "Oh, good for you!" line as much as possible. I keep saying I want to use it for her text tone, but I can never find a clean copy of that stupid thing! Every "Good for you" drop/tone/ringtone I've found has either been on a soundboard and you can't download it, or it's in Flash (same problem.)<br />
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Luckily, I found a clean, MP3 version of the <a href="http://www.aolcdn.com/tmz_audio/020209_christianbale.mp3" target="_blank">Christian Bale rant</a> today online (link added for your convenience.) Through the powers of Audacity (a bad ass bit of shareware, if I do say so myself) I extracted that magical bit and made it into an iPhone formatted tone (M4R.) For those of you that play with other phones, I've did an MP3 version too.<br />
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Enjoy, mofos!<br />
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Christian Bale "Oh Good for you!" <a href="https://drive.google.com/open?id=0By1RZXfxqxV5Mk1nbWxmODFNTzQ" target="_blank">iPhone ringtone</a><br />
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Christian Bale "Oh Good for you!" <a href="https://drive.google.com/open?id=0By1RZXfxqxV5d0dfWU1oNWpGNnc" target="_blank">Mp3 format</a><br />
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<strike>P.S--don't be scared of the littleretard.com URL--that's mine. I couldn't pass up an awesome domain like that when it was suggested by the registrar a few years ago. I use it for a picture blog (<a href="http://www.littleretard.com/blog">www.littleretard.com/blog</a>) but it's not updated often.</strike>Chris Lopehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07800874561061105839noreply@blogger.com0Sachse, TX, USA32.9762327 -96.595270332.922950699999994 -96.6742343 33.0295147 -96.5163063tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-443365814335899764.post-46682641655618666452011-01-12T09:56:00.000-06:002011-01-12T10:57:43.769-06:00GiggityObviously, I've been a fat mofo for quite a while. This blog is the bastard stepchild of a blog I started back in July 2005 to document my fight against my fatty fatty two-by-four nature. A fight that continues, my fine friends.<br /><br />I hit my highest weight EVER in December 2010 (or the highest recorded weight, that is--it doesn't count if it's not documented) when I entered a weight loss competition with some of my coworkers. Sadly, I lost (blame it on the fact that we started in December; blame it on the fact that I was in New Orleans constantly the eight weeks we tracked our shit; blame it on the rain, yeah yeah; blame it on the ah ah ah ah alcohol baby). <br /><br />I lost a WHOPPING 10.5 pounds. Boo. Hiss.<br /><br />Fast forward to June 2010...my coworker (now my boss) decided she needed some motivation to shed a few pounds before her trip to Italy, so she kicked off a Biggest Loser Part Deux in the office. Eight weeks. Eight contestants. $800 on the line. (I'm a shitty story teller, so I'll just blurt out the fact that I handily won that bitch).<br /><br />Imagine my surprise when I weighed LESS at the start of this comp than I did at the END of the last? By almost 10 pounds. W00T! I have no idea how it happened, as I wasn't really dieting. I slacked off a LOT since then (for a few reasons that I'll get into in a sec), but now that the holidays are over, I'm back to being a diet and exercise Nazi as of 1/3/2011. I'm down about 5 pounds since then and I think I'm off to a good start.<br /><br />You want in? You know you do...here are some of the tools that I've been using. They seem to work for me:<br /><br /><ul><li>Myfitnesspal.com--I started using this site because they had a decent iPhone app (and yes, I'm back to the iPhone--the 3GS is like a bajillionty times better than Android) that made tracking my food super easy. I've sadly discovered that unless I'm crazy ass OCD about tracking what I eat (and talking about it incessently with Laurie), I start to drift off into picking up breakfast tacos on the way to work; eating double bacon cheeseburgers at lunch; "snacking" on a McDouble AND a fucking McChicken on the way home BEFORE dinner YOU SAD FAT MOTHER FUCKER. In the few months I've used it, they iPhone app has been updated to be even more user friendly. I've tried a couple of other apps (like Sparkpeople) but they are as slow as a stoned turtle fucking.</li><li>Runkeeper (iPhone app)--I had planned on running a few days a week to build up to a 5K, but then I not only pulled my right hamstring (Octoberish?), I pulled the left a few weeks later and THEN did something to my left Achilles Tendon (or possibly fractured my left heel bone--can't say for sure, because I still haven't gone to the doctor, but I'm leaning towards a strained AT). while using a mother fucking jump rope of all things Runkeeper is the fucking bomb for tracking that shit, with integrated GPS that feeds into a map. What I like about Runkeeper is that you can also use it to track bike routes too.</li><li>Muscleandstrength.com--Great website to learn about fitness and nutrition (but take everything you read with a grain of salt, especially in the forms). Lots of example videos, which is helpful when you're trying a new split and you have no fucking idea what a <a href="http://www.muscleandstrength.com/exercises/pec-dec.html">Pec Dec Fly</a> is.</li><li>ExRx.net--another great site to with tons of exercise examples.</li><li>Digital Kitchen Scale--get one. You need it. Seriously.</li><li>Jack3d--The label calls it a "pre-exercise CNS-Carnosine-ATP Augmentor". It's a pre-exercise supplement with creatine (rebuild muscles faster) that increases nitric oxide levels (pumping up your muscles) and doubles as an energy drink (much like crack or meth--the shit is potent, yo).</li><li>Optimum Nutrition Gold Standard Whey Protein (Rocky Road flavor)--I am so mother fucking tired of this flavor. Ugh. I'm getting strawberry next time. Whey protein is a must if you're going to do any strength training. Drink a shake within 30 minutes of completing your workout--again, helps the muscles rebuild faster. I stick with whey only right now since I'm trying to lose weight, but there are other types of proteins out there that are digested more slowly that I'll add when I get into some type of maintenance mode.</li></ul>I fucked around after August (and the injuries in October screwed up my fitness shit for a couple of months) and gained a few pounds back. Since June 1, I'm down 30 pounds...starting with my 12/2010 weight, I'm down 49 pounds. <br /><br />I'm still a fat mofo, but not as bad as I was (and not as MUCH as I thought). The trainer at our work gym did a body fat caliper test on me in November and based on that, I'm actually at the tail end of the "normal" range with 22% body fat.. My pants beg to differ, but I'll take what I can get.Unknownnoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-443365814335899764.post-18093120072588208402010-01-20T08:11:00.000-06:002010-01-20T09:36:18.682-06:00Bleeding MeWhy am I such a technology whore? I fucking LOVE it. Computers, TVs, Blu-ray players, handheld devices, shit with wires, shit with LEDs, 802.11G & N & Wimax & LTE, air cooled with fins, heatsinks cooled with flourescent liquids, liquid crystal displays. If it's got the juice running in it, I WANT IT ALL.<br /><div></div><br /><div>Consequently, I gots lots of bills that are generated as a result of my love of the integrated circuit.</div><div></div><br /><div>I was reading an article in Gizmodo over the three-day weekend (<a href="http://gizmodo.com/5448321/the-subscription-war-youre-bleeding-to-death">The Subscription War: You're Bleeding to Death</a>) and was interested in seeing how my stuff stacked up to the "norm"</div><br /><div></div><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhxymlGs-5ChMwDBuzmXuf7ETHEih0fs5gId95trmkMQMnd0Luhji9BQ6CxBr3vNsOsydt57gibDafqwlEWYw6jvBSAq527oB2RvJjR0jt9OxW2HgqkgxXyBsbIFpBDc-USHWpBUSUKFNc/s1600-h/subs.JPG"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5428828375022935394" style="WIDTH: 291px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 348px" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhxymlGs-5ChMwDBuzmXuf7ETHEih0fs5gId95trmkMQMnd0Luhji9BQ6CxBr3vNsOsydt57gibDafqwlEWYw6jvBSAq527oB2RvJjR0jt9OxW2HgqkgxXyBsbIFpBDc-USHWpBUSUKFNc/s400/subs.JPG" border="0" /></a><br /><div></div><div>Holy shit.</div><div> </div><div></div><div>Some of these are annual fees that I'm showing amortized over twelve months (Flickr, domain names, Xbox live, magazines). Sweet baby Jesus, I'm spending over $5,500 a year on subscription entertainment services. This doesn't count the cash I spend on music (a few hundred a year?), spur of the moment PPV movies/Blockbuster runs, trips to the movie theaters (again, a few hundred a year--a trip for a family of four to a flick is not an inexpensive proposition).</div><div> </div><div></div><div></div><div>What can I do to stop the bleeding? My biggest monthly expense is Verizon Fios, which has my land line phone (and unlimited long distance), my Internet (20 Mbps symmetrical), & my TV service (a brazillian channels, including HBO/Cinemax/Showtime/TMC/Starz/Encore/etc).</div><div> </div><div></div><div></div><div>My first step is seeing what I can live without from Verizon:</div><div> </div><div></div><div></div><div>1a) Land line phone</div><div></div><div></div><div>The only time I personally use the home phone is when I'm passing it over to my wife or kids when I get stuck answering the phone. (Quick aside: why the fuck do I have to answer the phone? It's never for me, yet 75% of the time, I'm the one that has to get my fat ass out of my chair and grab it off the wall). All my friends call me on my cell. Most of the time, my wife uses HER cell. We could lose the land line and drop $50 off the bill.</div><div></div><div></div><div>My biggest hurdle is that my alarm monitoring is done over the land line. I could change that to cellular monitoring OR switch to a VoIP service (like Vonage) and do a bit of wiring magic to have it feed into the whole house through the existing wires.</div><div> </div><div></div><div></div><div>1b) Decrease my Internet service speed to a slower bandwidth. The 20Mbps service currently runs me $61 a month after my "bundled discount"</div><div> </div><div></div><div></div><div>1c) Kill some of the extraneous channels. Do I REALLY need 73 premium movie channels (NOT counting the HD channels)? I pay an extra $29.99 a month for those.</div><div> </div><div></div><div></div><div>Apparently I DO need all those channels and I need a FASTER Internet service and I'm too lazy to do a five minute wiring job because instead of killing my services, I signed up for MORE when I hit Verizon's website yesterday. Under a two year contract. Sigh.</div><div> </div><div></div><div></div><div>Here's what I have now. Same phone service, I now have a 35Mbps symmetrical Internet service, and a new channel package that has an EXTRA movie channel (EpixHD).</div><div></div><div></div><div>But I saved $18 a month by signing up for it! And I got 3 months of free movie channels! I got more for less! Yes! Fuck!</div><div> </div><div></div><div></div><div>Alright, let's try something else. </div><div> </div><div></div><div></div><div>Cellphones: $130 a month. I can't shave anything off of that. The $130 a month is for my G1 (including text & data), Laurie's phone (including texts), & Evan's phone. This bill will only INCREASE. Sometime in the next couple of months, I'm putting Laurie onto some type of smartphone (most likely moving her over to AT&T for an iPhone [$80+ a month]). Evan is getting to the point where he's texting his friends (need to add a texting plan for HIM). I'm sure Chloe will soon want a phone. Ok, scratch that one.</div><div> </div><div></div><div></div><div>Netflix: $17 a month. Actually that one just went up to $17 a month from $9 because I changed to the two-disk a month plan with Blu-ray (can't watch NORMAL dvds now that I have a Blu-ray player. Posh. The intent is to stop getting shit from Redbox & Blockbuster. This will save me money. I swear.</div><div> </div><div></div><div></div><div>Tivo: $17 (it's slightly less than that, more like $15 with taxes). In THEORY I could lose the tivo and replace it with a DVR from Verizon, but it's the same price and I like the functionality of the Tivo. I could actually roll my own DVR and use XBMC, but I'd have cough up the cash upfront to build a HTPC. I'd lose my On Demand stuff in the bedroom, but gain Netflix streaming, Hulu, website streaming, etc. Hmmm, that sounds fun. That's a big "maybe" sometime soon.</div><div> </div><div></div><div></div><div>Xbox Live: $5 (that's slightly higher because I forgot to add Evan's account). Have to have this for Netflix streaming on my big screen and killing zombies with my friends over the Internet.</div><div> </div><div></div><div></div><div>Flickr: $2 ($24.95/year). Easiest way to share pics with friends & family; easiest triple backup of my pictures (which are also backed up on my ipod and my online backup set). Nope, can't do it.</div><div> </div><div></div><div>Domain names: $2 ($20 a year). $10 a year X 2 for my email domain & Laurie's too. This may increase when my free service on my photography blog dies next year. I like that domain name too much to get rid of it (<a href="http://www.littleretard.com/blog">http://www.littleretard.com/blog</a>), so this will probably triple next year.</div><div> </div><div></div><div></div><div>Online backup: $5. Shut your mouth. This $5 a month is the only thing that stands between my balls and Laurie's scissors if our PC ever dies. Can you imagine how much stuff a teacher keeps on her home PC? She'd have to start from scratch at the end of a three month summer break and that ain't happening.</div><div> </div><div></div><div></div><div>Kid's games: $5. Webkinz are to Chloe what computers are to me. That's all I gots to say about that.</div><div> </div><div></div><div></div><div>Audible.com: $15. I pay $15 a month for one audiobook per month (on top of the free ones I download from the library). This $15 assures my sanity in the 45 minute to 1 hour commute ONE WAY from Sachse to downtown Dallas. This $15 also assures the life of many individuals who share 75 Central with me. Without me being entertained by my books, I would cut a bitch every day. NOTE: This was a trade off from my "old" entertainment of Sirius.</div><div> </div><div></div><div></div><div>Magazines: $10. This may be a somewhat conservative estimate. Laurie gets People, Soap Opera Digest, & US Weekly (which needs to be renewed). I get D Magazine & Wired, but I never pay more than $10 a year for mine. You want to tell Laurie she can't get her gossip? Me neither.</div><div> </div><div></div><div></div><div>Newspaper: $29. Are you fucking kidding me, DMN? $29 a month for the fucking paper? I've tried to kill this, but Laurie is a newspaper fiend. I wish she'd get with the times and get her news off the Internet like I do, but whatchugonnado?</div><div> </div><div></div><div></div><div>Man, I'm thoroughly fucked. I'm not willing to part with any of this. In fact, it's only going to go up.</div><div> </div><div></div><div></div><div>Next Topic: The box full of surveillance equipment in my garage that I want to install on my house and why my wife won't let me.</div>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-443365814335899764.post-4800831177934599662010-01-07T14:28:00.000-06:002010-01-07T16:11:15.922-06:00Harder Than Chinese ArithmeticSo last night was yet another reminder of how big of a stubborn <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_0">dumbass</span> I am.<br /><br />It's 8:30pm and Evan comes into the living room with tears of frustration welling in his eyes. He's been working on a make-up quiz for TWO HOURS. And he's still on problem one.<br /><br />Evan's a pretty sharp kid (he took the <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_1">SATs</span> last month and scored in the 40<span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_2">th</span> percentile of graduating seniors--what, what) and is in AP math. It's a quiz on similar triangles and all of the background info was covered when he was out of school due to the dreaded pig flu. But, he has a intuitive grasp of things, so his blind flailing into figuring this shit out was pretty much the same as mine. But he got stuck because he didn't know that proportions were the key to figure out the size of the bigger triangle.<br /><br />Basically, here's the problem:<br /><br />Triangle <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_3">VTC</span> ~ Triangle <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_4">VWY</span><br /><br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjbEUbMcdbE0QIYeFBzVrG5r9FhBIHgydz3NhIgMWh8HeZxItODwxHppvRPm6qSQNdQqxoleZ0LgsJ2p0pDziaOlKXXYxeJJJKylpqAZYg5saiWahnOAVv26aN1DYwodDn7qXK3Depq2zo/s1600-h/triangle1.JPG"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5424104505745054322" style="WIDTH: 375px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 273px" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjbEUbMcdbE0QIYeFBzVrG5r9FhBIHgydz3NhIgMWh8HeZxItODwxHppvRPm6qSQNdQqxoleZ0LgsJ2p0pDziaOlKXXYxeJJJKylpqAZYg5saiWahnOAVv26aN1DYwodDn7qXK3Depq2zo/s400/triangle1.JPG" border="0" /></a><br /><br />How big is line WY?<br /><br /><span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_5">WTF</span>? I don't think I EVER had math like this. The most advanced math class I had was high school geometry 20 years ago. Granted, I'm sure I was high the whole time, but I don't remember ever doing this type of shit. But, I do remember the Pythagorean <span class="blsp-spelling-corrected" id="SPELLING_ERROR_6">Theorem</span> (one of the few things college era THC & years of alcohol abuse haven't scrubbed from my dying brain, so here's how I attacked the problem.<br /><br />1) If the two triangles are similar, then if I can figure out the size of the small one, I can back into the big one.<br /><br />2) I have the length of two sides of a triangle. Using a2+b2=c2, I should be able to get the length of the third.<br /><br />So I start my <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_7">dumbassery</span> with<br /><br />(40*40)+(25*25)=(c*c)<br /><br />1600+625=c2<br /><br />C2=2,225<br /><br /><span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_8">Squareroot</span> of 2,225 is 41.169905, round that bitch down to 41.2.<br /><br />OK. If these triangles are similar, than I can use what I have to figure out the rest. If I divide line <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_9">VZ</span> by the total length <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_10">VY</span>, that will give me it's proportion to the whole line! (38.4615%). Once I have that, I can divide line segment VT (47.2) by that figure to get the rest of line <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_11">TW</span> (75.39). Add those together and that's the hypotenuse of triangle <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_12">VWY</span>. I can THEN do the following:<br /><br />a2+104 squared=122.6 squared.<br />a2+10,816=15,030.8<br />15030.8-10816=a2<br />4214.8=a2<br />get the square root and voila, the answer is that line segment WY is 64.9.<br /><br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgw-7z1RmRwE9-5wXtMkq0dGzy3vbVNcZ-LqKDie5PJNKNyG8yL1rXhSrq_c94lsVaj902gt8B6HIO97dxO2pROuyHd3iiF406CXCU-YvjK2Z37zXh3iqjPrmOfVW7KV-2yNUk-x-FDp5E/s1600-h/triangle2.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5424109020859465986" style="WIDTH: 376px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 248px" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgw-7z1RmRwE9-5wXtMkq0dGzy3vbVNcZ-LqKDie5PJNKNyG8yL1rXhSrq_c94lsVaj902gt8B6HIO97dxO2pROuyHd3iiF406CXCU-YvjK2Z37zXh3iqjPrmOfVW7KV-2yNUk-x-FDp5E/s400/triangle2.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><p><span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_13">Yay</span>, me...I'm so smart! </p><p>Yeah, right. Here's why I'm dumb: </p><p>It took 30 minutes to get to that solution. It aggravated the shit out of me because I wasn't feeling good about the process. It was TOO long and involved and the fractional answer was leaving a bad taste in my mouth (<span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_14">TWSS</span>).</p><p>Google failed me when searching for hints on how to do this shit last night (but for some reason EVERY link I could find today was perfect), but I epic failed by not remembering that Evan could view his math book online.</p><p>I should have figured that there's a much <span class="blsp-spelling-corrected" id="SPELLING_ERROR_15">simpler</span> way to do this. There's no way the 7<span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_16">th</span> grade math teacher would have them doing this if it required a calculator (which you'd need to get the square roots).</p><p>We move on to problem two, which is the old "You're 5 feet tall and have a 12 foot shadow. The flagpole's shadow is 32 feet tall. How tall is the flagpole" question. </p><p>Shit. We should have started there first, because once I googled that and took a look, we hit <span class="blsp-spelling-corrected" id="SPELLING_ERROR_17">pay dirt</span>. <span class="blsp-spelling-corrected" id="SPELLING_ERROR_18">Pay dirt</span> that takes literally 30 seconds to solve the problem.</p><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjbEUbMcdbE0QIYeFBzVrG5r9FhBIHgydz3NhIgMWh8HeZxItODwxHppvRPm6qSQNdQqxoleZ0LgsJ2p0pDziaOlKXXYxeJJJKylpqAZYg5saiWahnOAVv26aN1DYwodDn7qXK3Depq2zo/s1600-h/triangle1.JPG"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5424104505745054322" style="WIDTH: 375px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 273px" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjbEUbMcdbE0QIYeFBzVrG5r9FhBIHgydz3NhIgMWh8HeZxItODwxHppvRPm6qSQNdQqxoleZ0LgsJ2p0pDziaOlKXXYxeJJJKylpqAZYg5saiWahnOAVv26aN1DYwodDn7qXK3Depq2zo/s400/triangle1.JPG" border="0" /></a><br /><br />Here's how using the first example:<br /><br />1) Setup a ratio equation using the known numbers<br />40/104 (the length of <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_19">VZ</span> [your shadow] over the length of <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_20">VY</span> [the flagpole shadow]) is equal to 25/x (the length of <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_21">TZ</span> [your height] over WY [flagpole height]). From there, it's basic cross multiplication to get the answer.<br /><br />40 25<br />--- = -----<br />104 x<br /><br />40x=2600<br /><br />40x = 2600<br />---- ------<br />40 40<br /><br />x=65<br /><br />Sigh.<br /><br />So, if Google fails you and brings you here, that's how you do it. Here are some really good Math sites I found today (when Google decided to allow me the <span class="blsp-spelling-corrected" id="SPELLING_ERROR_22">privilege</span> of seeing them) that are even better. I'm sure the folks that wrote them aren't retards like me.<br /><br /><a href="http://www.mathopenref.com/similartriangles.html">http://www.mathopenref.com/similartriangles.html</a><br /><a href="http://www.aaamath.com/rat-prop-crossx.htm">http://www.aaamath.com/rat-prop-crossx.htm</a><br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEidpjjoAAfVLEzuQnPQ-mwIiS4k7GeQeb0vU8K-k44ZVVMN9Oa-9Me64n_ZoLkcD3oV_sXm245NDce60VdKCL8Nat-JOtZeR25J0Kq0LbXcobZkJ2rIIfULLHi2T4xv75BU-CALjb3xSj8/s1600-h/triangle1.JPG"></a><br /><br /><hr /><br /><p>Be happy that I totally fucked that shit up, because it gave me a reason to actually post something to this wasteland of a blog. It's been over TEN fucking years since my first posting in my "online diary" back in the 20<span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_23">th</span> century. My, how time flies. But even though it's 2010, the cars STILL don't. I want my money back, bitch.</p><p>Things are going great for me. I still dig my job. I just had my 14<span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_24">th</span> anniversary with Laurie. Evan turns 13 in a couple of months (<span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_25">jesus</span>) and Chloe just turned 9. Still live in the same house. Still drive the same automobile. I went to New Orleans a <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_26">bajillion</span> times last year. Went to FL for vacation. Went to Vegas in October. Was GOING to go to NY last month, but airfare skyrocketed and I couldn't afford it. I'm still bald and still fat.</p><p>Ha...now that we've moved on to me, I've lost interest in writing. How droll.</p><p>I'm sure I'll be posting more in the near future, as I'm about to embark on a historic nine trillionth diet at the beginning of February (once I get checked out by my ass loving doctor). It will be EPIC.</p>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-443365814335899764.post-17224224138230951702009-11-10T14:05:00.000-06:002009-11-10T14:13:56.085-06:00I Need Your Money, Bitches!I'm stealing the text below from my buddy Lance because that mother fucker is leading our team in donations. We're up to $1500, but we want to bring in a shitload more. Help me, mother fuckers!<br /><br />-----------------------------------------<br /><br />I have decided to join a global movement that is bringing much needed attention to cancers that affect men. I'm doing this by growing a Moustache this Movember, the month formerly known as November. My commitment is to grow a moustache all November and I am hoping that you will support my efforts by making a donation. The funds raised go to the Prostate Cancer Foundation and the Lance Armstrong Foundation (LIVESTRONG).<br /><br />What many people don't know is that 1 in 6 men will be diagnosed with prostate cancer in their lifetime and testicular cancer is the most common cancer in men aged 18-35. Facts like these have convinced me I should get involved. <br /><br />To make a donation, you can either:<br /><br />* Click this link <a href="http://us.movember.com/mospace/355596/">http://us.movember.com/mospace/355596/</a> and donate online using your credit card or PayPal account , or<br />* Write a check payable to 'Movember Foundation', referencing my Registration Number 355596 and mailing it to: Movember Foundation, PO Box 2726, Venice, CA 90294-2726.<br /><br />All donations are tax deductible to the extent permitted by law.<br /><br />The Prostate Cancer Foundation will use the money raised by Movember to fund research to find better treatments and a cure for prostate cancer. <br /><br />The Lance Armstrong Foundation will use the money raised by Movember to fund:<br /><br />* The LIVESTRONG Young Adult Alliance program which has the goal of improving survival rates and quality of life for young adults with cancer between the ages of 15 and 40.<br />* Research initiatives to further understand the biology of adolescent and young adult cancers.<br /><br />For more details on how the funds raised from previous campaigns have been used and the impact Movember is having please go to <a href="http://us.movember.com/mospace/355596/">http://us.movember.com/mospace/355596/</a>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-443365814335899764.post-91621014650365495922009-04-24T10:52:00.000-05:002009-04-24T16:33:58.367-05:00G1 vs iPhone ReviewUntil it died a miserable death in New Orleans, I had been using a secondhand iPhone that I bought from my coworker last fall. I LOVED that phone. The whole cult of Apple thing annoys the shit out of me, but I drank about half a cup of Steve Jobs flavored Kool-Aid once I started using my iPhone.<br /><br />I tried to get a new iPhone via a swap at the Apple Store, but the phone had been out of warranty for FOUR months. I could have paid $199 to replace it with another 2nd gen phone, but I was really interested in upgrading to a 3g phone. My problem: I wasn't an AT&T customer and I was only six months in on two-year contract with T-Mobile.<br /><br />I debated buying a 3G for $199, paying the activation, cancelling, and then eating the early termination fee of $250, but there was no way my wife would be OK with me dropping almost $500 for a phone.<br /><br />Once I made that decision, there was really only one other choice that could get me even close to the capabilities of the iPhone: the G1.<br /><br />I bought the G1 last week from T-Mobile for $97.97 (a price match with Wal-Mart) by adding a third line to my account for Evan. He's been using a prepaid T-Mobile account for a while and I'm probably averaging close to that in prepaid minutes. We put the phone and data plan ($24.95 per month for 3g Internet & 400 text messages) on my number. I don't have an exact total yet, but my total bill will be around $110 a month for three lines.<br /><br /><strong>Technical Specs</strong><br /><br />iPhone:<br />Size and weight<br />Height: 4.5 inches (115.5 mm)<br />Width: 2.4 inches (62.1 mm)<br />Depth: 0.48 inch (12.3 mm)<br />Weight: 4.7 ounces (133 grams)<br />Display: 3.5 inches (diagonal) 480X320 resolution @163ppi<br /><br />G1:<br />Height: 4.6 inches (117.7 mm)<br />Width: 2.16 inches (55.7 mm)<br />Depth: 0.62 inches (17.1 mm)<br />Weight: 5.6 ounces (158 grams)<br />Display: 3.2 inches (diagonal) 320X480 resolution<br /><br />All of my comments should be prefaced with this: if you've never had an iPhone, you'll without a doubt, love the G1. If I had started on the G1, I would have never wanted an iPhone.<br /><br /><strong>Display/Touchscreen</strong><br /><br />Although .3 of an inch doesn't sound like much, it seems like a lot when you're looking at the screen, especially when watching videos in landscape mode (which is the ONLY mode you can watch videos in on the iPhone. That said, the G1's display is more than adequate for watching videos, streaming YouTube vids, or general web browsing.<br /><br />There's a lot of hype surrounding the iPhone's multitouch capability, but it's miraculous qualities are a bunch of marketing crap. Yes, the pinch and stretch feature is useful when surfing the web, but I really don't miss it. Both the default browser in the G1 and Steel (which is a free download from the Android Market) do a great job of easily zooming in and scrolling around pages that are too large to display on one screen. Opera Mini does NOT do well with it. I downloaded, installed, and kicked it to the fucking curb all within 30 minutes.<br /><br />The sensitivity on the G1 is slightly kludgy. I'm fairly certain it's a software issue, as some apps are better than others in recognizing where you are touching. As Android and it's related apps mature, I think (and hope) that this will improve<br /><br />The winner on the display is the iPhone by a SMIDGE.<br /><br /><strong>User Interface</strong><br /><br />The iPhone user interface is pretty fucking sweet, but after using Android for a week, I think it's much better.<br /><br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgy5L2_e8A1M0m7zknJD_zQ9P9IARiKs4wmPn59JlPg9hyphenhyphenyHwc2VUTrwusejP1xRP4XLcfpwsBJoq-22GJ8T7oDZXZMRZOPqZb4MDqarKJXmw8c_3nIRWtcKYyC1KWkaPkp6HoBqU9uSiE/s1600-h/g1.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5328356103934754322" style="FLOAT: right; MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; WIDTH: 320px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 226px" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgy5L2_e8A1M0m7zknJD_zQ9P9IARiKs4wmPn59JlPg9hyphenhyphenyHwc2VUTrwusejP1xRP4XLcfpwsBJoq-22GJ8T7oDZXZMRZOPqZb4MDqarKJXmw8c_3nIRWtcKYyC1KWkaPkp6HoBqU9uSiE/s320/g1.jpg" border="0" /></a>1) You can have apps run in the background. This is awesome for things like Twitter (using Twidroid as the Interface), Facebook (FBook--we'll get to that later), Calendar items, etc. With those items running in the background, you can actually get notifications up in the top toolbar. When an email comes in, I get a "@" symbol, when a new Tweet comes in, I get a little robot, with Facebook, you get the F square icon. You can then touch the top toolbar and drag it down to see the notification and launch the app. I have a Calendar app that puts your upcoming appointments in the dragged down section of the toolbar so that it's always easily available.<br /><br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhUwLWNcWOrlg1MtIJK96Y8cKqgoULusjbZXisqxCHrg_ZU5L-q0s48BkaZoPKmYnJvfReZ4JtoRxQ6bXt8vyZ3YesowjZddFZgLxg9RCLlSjm8aUkcoqMClts1nbRkEqzCDipx54qu2oA/s1600-h/g1-2.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5328356099813299122" style="FLOAT: left; MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; WIDTH: 268px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 320px" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhUwLWNcWOrlg1MtIJK96Y8cKqgoULusjbZXisqxCHrg_ZU5L-q0s48BkaZoPKmYnJvfReZ4JtoRxQ6bXt8vyZ3YesowjZddFZgLxg9RCLlSjm8aUkcoqMClts1nbRkEqzCDipx54qu2oA/s320/g1-2.jpg" border="0" /></a> As I stated earlier, the touchscreen is a little flaky, but once you get accustomed to the flakiness (mmm, biscuits) it's easy to get around. There are three desktop views (similar to the ones on the iPhone). You can dock apps on those screens and switch screens with a swipe of your finger. You can also set bookmarks on the desktop (for frequently used sites) and also add folders (I'm assuming for categorizing apps).<br /><br />In addition, there's a dock at the bottom (the square with a triangle). If you touch that dock, it will open and show you all the apps installed on your phone.<br /><br />If you want to move something, just press and hold it for a couple of seconds, you'll hear a beep and feel a little buzz (that's what she said) and you can move the icon around (even from the docked folder to a home desktop).<br /><br />NOW, I really like the trackball. The first day it took a little getting used to. It's awesome for scrolling down webpages (especially Google Reader). There are a ton of non-intuitive things that you can do, so if you buy a G1, hit the web for tips (like clicking the alt key before using it to make it move faster, among others).<br /><br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiZVmwxGOd_wlsr5A131PheAMQA7YOHaT4CaexK4QN00PqMPJEmQrRfW_MwW2AqKktjsyvoFSxxNkDVFzEM08KnysgQ8ZUugYWmZh1g2w-mUVauSoki2DEXQ4sZhC1ISH5s9xYNoBp94Hg/s1600-h/1240418825913.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5328362711119906866" style="FLOAT: left; MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; WIDTH: 240px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 320px" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiZVmwxGOd_wlsr5A131PheAMQA7YOHaT4CaexK4QN00PqMPJEmQrRfW_MwW2AqKktjsyvoFSxxNkDVFzEM08KnysgQ8ZUugYWmZh1g2w-mUVauSoki2DEXQ4sZhC1ISH5s9xYNoBp94Hg/s320/1240418825913.jpg" border="0" /></a>My only hardware bitch is that the camera button is hard to press, even if the keyboard isn't open (why yes, yes this does have REAL keyboard). Thankfully, once the Camera app is launched, you can use the trackball to take a pic. Another issue is that it takes a few seconds to take the pic because the camera (3.2 megapixels) actually has a focus mechanism that is engaged prior to snapping the picture. But, it takes pretty decent looking pics.<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiNJpYqZJgqYXsH5yfcBnnShAn-MnR_iQwvJBbk0B4t8ZBOYOPK4iNQXd7W3TdaMjRc70iPWxSBlveTBAkkC1HpeTRGdPwG2IQYEAB2flUSfUobwcWV_fWCopQVatntD8eEdiLRJcGiRek/s1600-h/1240098484767.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5328362707653466754" style="FLOAT: left; MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; WIDTH: 320px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 240px" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiNJpYqZJgqYXsH5yfcBnnShAn-MnR_iQwvJBbk0B4t8ZBOYOPK4iNQXd7W3TdaMjRc70iPWxSBlveTBAkkC1HpeTRGdPwG2IQYEAB2flUSfUobwcWV_fWCopQVatntD8eEdiLRJcGiRek/s320/1240098484767.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />The keyboard is pretty decent too. I have big, fat fingers and haven't had a lot of problems adjusting to typing on the small keys. From my experience playing around with my sister-in-law's Blackberry, the G1's keys are bigger and have a better feel. Compared to the virtual keyboard on the iPhone, the G1 is like heaven. It IS slightly annoying, however, to have to open the keyboard when you're in portrait mode and just want to type in a URL. Steel is cool for that, as it also includes a virtual keyboard for just that occasion. The newest version of the Android OS (aka Cupcake) is supposed to address that and make that available at all times.<br /><br /><br /><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5328364366274208738" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 320px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 281px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhs_bTg5ZP-pxneXTeqPj8CsYKidlrb4VvJp3OhfcwZnc68HOYD0h-qC9xiw20udNkcNMhGOjwA_OOhQhX8TKh3P-Nv5aTHLWIwqQKo2F0t1VuehnRCOqx9SHpUcoVhAkbG9hkWaVAYirw/s320/g1-3.jpg" border="0" /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><p></p><br /><p><strong>Call Quality</strong></p><p>It's pretty much a tie. I really don't notice any difference in the quality of voice calls.</p><p><strong>Data Speeds</strong></p><p>My G1 is faster than the iPhone, but I went from a 2nd gen iPhone (Edge) to a 3g phone. My cubicle-mate has a 3g iPhone and I'll do a side by side test once she gets back in the office to compare speeds.</p><p><strong>Apps</strong></p><p>As fucking annoying and douchey as the iPhone app commercials are, they really do have an app for everything (explosive diarrhea? There's an app for it). Android gets beat the fuck up in a head to head battle. The Android store is still in it's infancy, so I hope that improves as more hardware companies turn to Android for the OS. </p><p>Here are the apps that I used constantly and miss: Mint*, Chase Mobile*, Yelp*, Amazon.com*, Zynga Poker, Facebook**.<br />*Can use a browser based workaround on G1, but it's not as good<br />**Similar app on G1, but it sucks balls</p><p>There are several apps that I didn't have on the iPhone that rock (particularly Barcode Scanner), but overall the Android Market is stinky like feta.</p><br /><p><strong>Battery Life</strong></p><p>Good lord, if you had told me there was a device even WORSE than the iPhone when it came to battery life, I would have called you a pinche mentirosa. But there is...the battery life on the G1 is a fucking JOKE. The only positive is that you can actually GET to the battery, but I usually have to throw it on a charge around 3pm with modest usage. Sure, you can kill wifi, location awareness, GPS, data syncing, etc, but those are the things that make the phone fucking cool. Thankfully, you can charge via a USB connection, so I just plug it in to my PC at work to give it a refresh in the afternoon. God help you if you are ever on the road and don't have a mobile charger.</p><br /><p><strong>Other</strong></p><p>Yes, the G1 plays music. Yes, the headphones are proprietary too! Memory is expandable to 16Gb via SDHC cards. It doesn't support Flash either (yet).</p><p><strong>Things to Get</strong></p><p><strong>Apps: </strong>Twidroid (twitter), Fbook (sucks, but not as bad as the full-on mobile interface), Steel (web browser), Sky Map (fucking AMAZING app that uses GPS, location awareness, & the accelerometer to show you astronomical data), Useful Switchers (allows you to toggle on/off Gps, Wifi, Location, etc), Ringroid (turns MP3s into ringtones), Quick Calendar (puts your appointments in the taskbar)</p><p><strong>Other</strong>: Invisible Shield-excellent cover for your screen. Be careful when you apply it!</p><p>Overall, I'm really please with the G1. It took a week of using it to really appreciate the things it does better than the iPhone, which offsets the things it still lacks.</p><p>The G1 gets a B. If they can fix the battery drain and get some better apps, I'll be a happy end user.</p>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-443365814335899764.post-86028330800583296822009-01-27T11:00:00.001-06:002009-01-27T11:01:44.635-06:00Buzzball"At the heart of the Buzzball is a dual motor configuration, enabling the pilot to control the motion and direction of travel via left and right control triggers, which provides power to the driving wheels.<br /><br />The amount of power applied to each wheel will determine the direction the Buzzball moves. Powering one wheel will spin the pod and pilot on it's axis around the inside of the ball changing the direction of travel. If power is applied equally to both wheels the pod will rear up as the wheels climb up the face of the ball forcing the ball to rotate around the pod and powering the Buzzball forward..."<br /><br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjQ9bbqtQf4nfU3EsynwTT-sF5BfCIPvDW7OK6LGrptXTRpFROTARxrA8-pDMdBEgSbukMLRdcYC4YWjjmL5Zk2-VpJlW3cW2KHpPq5jdOq3hFsnXx7PTqdiqyz2pP2iKUbT7XMa9VfHlI/s1600-h/buzzball1.jpg"><img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 240px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjQ9bbqtQf4nfU3EsynwTT-sF5BfCIPvDW7OK6LGrptXTRpFROTARxrA8-pDMdBEgSbukMLRdcYC4YWjjmL5Zk2-VpJlW3cW2KHpPq5jdOq3hFsnXx7PTqdiqyz2pP2iKUbT7XMa9VfHlI/s320/buzzball1.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5296019564787972882" /></a><br /><br />Must. Have. Now.Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-443365814335899764.post-45403298010679984392008-12-31T13:26:00.000-06:002008-12-31T14:24:32.430-06:00Party Like a Mock StarAnother year has ROCKETED by. Time is a cruel bitch when you get older. It always seemed to drag on in my youth, but now that I've hit middle age, it's a greasy pig that I can't wrap my arms around.<br /><br />Laurie and I were talking about what we're doing with the cars when they're paid off. I think her Explorer will finally be paid off next year, mine not until 2012. I mentioned that I was going to hold on to my Focus and give it to Evan, not realizing actually how close that is. He'll be old enough to drive in just over four years. Even more immediate is the fact that he's going to be a teenager in just over a year.<br /><br />How the fuck did that happen? It's seems like it was just a short time ago that he was the little baby pissing and puking all over me at the drop of a hat.<br /><br />Although there were some craptacular moments this year (Chloe getting infected with crypto [like she's some kind of fucking third worlder or something], cancelling the summer vacation because we had to pay off a lawsuit, the little misunderstanding in March that almost ended my marriage), 2008 was a damn fine year in our household.<br /><br />2009 will be a year of the fat wallet. Financially, we're doing better than ever. 2009 will be even more so with me getting an almost 8% raise. If things work out, I hope to get a grade increase too, which would be another $10K a year. Now I just need to get a reign on our expenses because we piss our money away like, uhm, piss. Hence the term, piss away.<br /><br />2009 will be the year that I drop all the weight I gained over the last three years. In 2005, I lost almost 60 pounds. When I got sick and quit running (and started eating like Kirstie Alley at her most voracious), I gained over 80 fucking pounds. 80. Eight. Zero. I started dieting a two weeks ago and I'm down about 10, even with the slacking over Christmas (and all the boozing). There are 8 people in my office that have all thrown $100 in the pot and we're having a Biggest Loser contest. Whoever looses the highest percentage of weight gets the pot. Hello flatscreen TV when I win.<br /><br />2009 will be a year of more traveling. We had planned on starting back the annual trip to Panama City Beach again in 08, but we were derailed by those douche drinking cock monkeys at Capital One (choke on my money, fucknuts). We also had planned on taking the kids back to Colorado, but instead we spent my 35th birthday living it up in Vegas. In 2009, the plans are: January: I'm working 11 days in New Orleans and Laurie is coming out for the first weekend to hang out and partay; June(ish): 1 week in Florida; October/November: 3-5 Nights in Vegas (no kiddos); Christmas: New York City (get a rope). Mix in a few weekends in Shreveport and or Austin/San Antonio/Houston and you got yourself a lot of travel.<br /><br />2009 will be a year of more business travel. Man, that's a beating. In 2008, I spent a little over 60 days traveling. I'm starting the year out in New Orleans from the 9th until the 20th. And that's just for one job...I have seven other relocations that are going to be ramping up next year, so I anticipate a LOT of time drinking Abitas and eating crawfish in New Orleans (Gretna & Covington), Houma, New Iberia, Lake Charles, Natchitoches, & Minden next year. The upside of all the traveling is that several of my personal trips are done using free airfare and I make a shitload of money in overtime. In 2008, that came out to a cool ten gees.<br /><br />2009 will be a year of more partying. I think both Laurie and I are hitting our midlife crises. Now that the kids are a little older and we have a couple of friends, we're drinking a little more (at least she is, I've been boozing it up for a while) and socializing more. Now if I can only talk her into some fishbowl parties, then I'm set like Boba Fett.<br /><br />So, unless somebody dies, 2009 should rock the hizzouse. However, it will be coming in with a whisper since we have no plans tonight. Our usual social buddies are in NM visiting relatives, so we're just going to sit around the house tonight. I think my in-laws are coming over to play Scene It Box Office on the Xbox360 (thanks, Santa!) I'm sure I'll drink a few tasty beverages and pop a few tasty pills...but there's a distinct possibility that I'll be zzz'ing out by 11pm.<br /><br />Happy New Year to all and to all a good night.Unknownnoreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-443365814335899764.post-24071194384179685802008-11-14T09:17:00.000-06:002008-11-14T10:12:34.752-06:00Irrational Fears1) Closing my eyes in the shower. I'm always afraid that when I'm done washing my face and head, that the freaky-walk chick from The Ring is going to be six inches away from my face.<br /><br />2) Eating lunchmeat/deli meat when the package has been open for more than 3-4 days. In my head, I understand that it's probably good for WEEKS with all of the shit they put in it, but I'll toss out a whole package of meat if it's not gone in a couple of days.<br /><br />3) Having an alligator and/or snake climb up through the sewers and bite my ballsack whilst I'm sitting on the toilet. I don't believe the pain could be totally offset by the coolness of having teabagged a reptile.<br /><br />4) Midday phone calls from my wife. My heart starts pounding and my mind races. "What the fuck did she find?" I'm 99.99% certain that I'm not doing anything wrong, but that .01% fucks with my mind. What if I'm downloading Asian Piss Porn in my sleep?Unknownnoreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-443365814335899764.post-34016656111220565432008-10-10T10:05:00.001-05:002008-10-10T10:07:21.129-05:00This is why I love Fark.com<img src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEijWacdXtQBLu7GipEl9_nkSkaveGNMkehSeT7q2A3RVGQVzP6GWaQTQnK1RVIx3ynKNTtSPwJ-BhxAgxp95HHzAn3ZG9LOTk_BW0GJRyiDgI6vD0r7EqgX4_vjArQY-jnuHGwHTNJ3zr0/s400/palin.JPG">Unknownnoreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-443365814335899764.post-71903688077220685042008-09-23T20:12:00.000-05:002008-09-25T15:29:25.432-05:00My Kids RawkThis is why my kids rock. Chloe scored at the 99th percentile in her reading. She's reading at a 5th year, 8th month level (pretty much at the beginning of 6th grade). She's in her second month of 2nd grade. Yay, Chloe!<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhNsNgPZ6o9WUMCw-oFwBM7gKaQDOC7brpcWdDJ0SB_QxEJ-OkaXoM6r5TD87jK-kCh5f5vjnFmJN9KwUluoXDG3DQ4ZmQrhOWjeVGvvjCwLIfz9OFhecWnvD4X6A3ToT25ev5U2uXCxsY/s1600-h/chloetest.JPG"><img style="cursor: pointer; width: 566px; height: 298px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhNsNgPZ6o9WUMCw-oFwBM7gKaQDOC7brpcWdDJ0SB_QxEJ-OkaXoM6r5TD87jK-kCh5f5vjnFmJN9KwUluoXDG3DQ4ZmQrhOWjeVGvvjCwLIfz9OFhecWnvD4X6A3ToT25ev5U2uXCxsY/s400/chloetest.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5249389836437010178" border="0" /></a>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com7tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-443365814335899764.post-43315645008811251202008-09-23T20:02:00.000-05:002008-09-25T15:29:14.688-05:00OMFG I Want This As A ShirtAfter over a decade as a Republican, I'm ready for a change.<br /><br />I HAVE to have this as a shirt.<br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhSX_AfKRbdzKbdDrox0jUpuMND1aWE_ki_vP2LvlAzdseNJYK7DzRPKWPfPcQN4JABJ3KI77UdqDFwD8Jaf6nTFAnsbc7Y2uM3p-5bkq94Lect7Yfqr6a9_AYTSqMgyvyj76oxdrkF-XQ/s1600-h/palin4__oPt.jpg"><img style="cursor: pointer;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhSX_AfKRbdzKbdDrox0jUpuMND1aWE_ki_vP2LvlAzdseNJYK7DzRPKWPfPcQN4JABJ3KI77UdqDFwD8Jaf6nTFAnsbc7Y2uM3p-5bkq94Lect7Yfqr6a9_AYTSqMgyvyj76oxdrkF-XQ/s400/palin4__oPt.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5249387320535407442" border="0" /></a>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-443365814335899764.post-28373489735253547432008-08-29T17:09:00.000-05:002008-09-25T15:29:06.441-05:00Nine Inch NailsI forgot to upload my vid from the NIN concert I went the week before last. What a great show! One of the best concerts I've ever been to.<br /><br /><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/lniDf3XJ4NM&hl=en&fs=1"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/lniDf3XJ4NM&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-443365814335899764.post-33164930683351458222008-08-27T16:45:00.001-05:002008-08-27T16:47:11.475-05:00Proliferation of PortWow, I can't below how fucking prolific TMKOASC and I have been with the movie titles. I can't believe that we're both grown men doing this type of shit.<br /><br />Meat Beat Street<br />Goofellas<br />Irrational Pleasure<br />On The Twat or Cunt<br />Shaved Private Parts<br />The Pour Of The Hoses<br />College Ho Trip<br />Kneel of Creams<br />An Ass Rinse Of Alice<br />Silent Rimming<br />Cumming to America<br />The Cum Shootist<br />Licking & I<br />Greasy Rider<br />A Fisttool Of Hollers<br />The Porn Ultimatum<br />Taint Your Waggin<br />In the Cunt<br />The Bobber Of Seville<br />The Bank (and by Bank, I mean HAND) Job<br />Open Strange<br />Titty of Angels<br />The Tool Of Defile<br />Rocky's Whore Licked Aunt Flo<br />Romancing The Bone<br />The Ass Raping of Jesse James by the Pervert Robert Ford<br />The Cumslinger<br />It Came Up on a Real Tight Queer<br />The Jizz Flinger<br />The Lord of the Little Brown Rings<br />Cum Lola, Cum<br />Pretty In Pink...Volume 24<br />All Over Eve<br />Slow Rinse Of A Labia<br />Apollo's 11 Inches<br />Through The Tight Ring<br />The Hunt for Red Cock's Over<br />Sticky Member Semen<br />Uncle Fuck<br />The Tight Muff<br />V for Vagina<br />An American In Paris...Hilton<br />High Poon<br />A Fisting Full of Dollars<br />Attack Of The Bones<br />All About Summer's Eve<br />Don't Tell Mom The Babysitter Gave Me Head<br />Ball Street<br />Spooged<br />The Red Vag of Courage<br />My Giant Cock<br />My Left Nut<br />WatchmemasturbateMen<br />Cum Flew Over The Hooker's Breast<br />Dude, Where's My Cock?<br />All The President's Ten<br />The Mirror Has Two Faces...To Cum On<br />Goolander<br />The Whole Nine Inches<br />Double Dong Indemnity<br />Against All Bods<br />Poon Raider<br />Snappy Fillmore<br />The Cockman Prophecies<br />Batman And RobblenUnknownnoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-443365814335899764.post-36549772378868527282008-08-15T18:51:00.000-05:002008-09-25T15:29:06.441-05:00One of my new favorite bandsSixx A.M is pretty fucking good. Check'em out at <a href="http://www.sixxammusic.com/">here.</a><br /><br /><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/5J9oSWE8Now&hl=en&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/5J9oSWE8Now&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-443365814335899764.post-27256438642773334972008-08-14T14:23:00.000-05:002008-08-14T14:43:44.546-05:00This is one of greatest things I've ever seen in my life.<br /><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiu1fhi7Lc9WnWLfvEMXsRaZUSYpel_l9ICu4fHVPgvMAMUsFmySf5tpW-DCJT4LuCc_t3_St-c7fJ4WfscLGAL27SvA1TW6lAbL9eqVtEyGFcdjy_oS7Q9OVN5mSKFk3Njo9RmdESBf6k/s1600-h/dixie.jpg"><img style="cursor: pointer;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiu1fhi7Lc9WnWLfvEMXsRaZUSYpel_l9ICu4fHVPgvMAMUsFmySf5tpW-DCJT4LuCc_t3_St-c7fJ4WfscLGAL27SvA1TW6lAbL9eqVtEyGFcdjy_oS7Q9OVN5mSKFk3Njo9RmdESBf6k/s400/dixie.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5234459467599571234" border="0" /></a><br /><br />Yep, Hoss. You're not mistaken. That is indeed a genuine STERLING SILVER ring that has not one, not TWO, but THREE Stainless Banners.<br /><br />If that ain't enough for you, check it out. On one side, there's crossed swords. On the other, crossed rifles! Both with CSA hats! Yeehaw.<br /><br />"Hold history in your hands and wear with pride, a dramatic jewelry exclusive that pays tribute to the Civil War and those who served the south..."<br /><br />You had me with the crossed rifles, but how the fuck can I pass this up since it has "Pride of the South" ingraved on the inside? What? I can buy it with only THREE easy payments of $33? Are you shittin' me?<br /><br />I wonder if it will match my hood.Unknownnoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-443365814335899764.post-19867743217498282582008-08-14T14:19:00.000-05:002008-08-14T14:22:16.750-05:00Sproing!I just popped a nerdy boner.<br /><br /><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/X4SCSGRVAQE&color1=11645361&color2=13619151&hl=en&fs=1"><param name="wmode" value="transparent"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/X4SCSGRVAQE&color1=11645361&color2=13619151&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="344"></embed></object><br /><br />Yes, that is a floppy drive motor playing Darth Vader's theme.Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-443365814335899764.post-5172475979260809542008-08-12T12:55:00.000-05:002008-08-12T13:12:47.155-05:00Firsties!This is my new blog. Much like my old one, it probably won't be updated all that often.<br /><br />If you're visiting from the old blog, you've seen the name TMKOASC many times before. For any new visitor<s>s</s> , The Man Known Only As Sir Cumference is a douchebag that I became friends with back when I was working for the Deathstar. I've known OF him for about 14 years and been friends with him for about 10 years.<br /><br />Over the past week or so, we've been appending all email traffic to/fro with porno versions of movies. Hopefully he's not cheating, but I'm just coming up with these off the top of my head. I'm haven't used any that I've heard of before (e.g. Buffy the Vampire Layer, Shaving Ryan's Privates, Forrest Hump).<br /><br />For your reading pleasure, I present the fruit of the minds of two middle-aged men who's combined IQ is more than my weight (he's currently in Mensa; I was too, but quit paying my $56--who's the smarter one now, fucktard!)--[let's see if anyone catches the irony of that last sentence--I started laughing when I realized what I did].<br /><br />Pippi Long-Cocking<br />Cheek & Dong's Nice Dream<br />The Jizz Singer<br />And Jism For All<br />The Apple Dumpling Gangbang<br />Anal Knowledge<br />I Cum In Peace<br />A Cockwork Oral<br />Pump Up the Volume of Semen in Her Mouth<br />Mr. Smith Goes Down on Mrs. Washington<br />Enema Mine<br />Pounding Miss Daisy<br />The Licker of Knobs<br />Honey, I Blew the Kids<br />Jack'n the Mean Stalk<br />Anal-ize This<br />Sperms of Endearment<br />Pee Wee's Big Tent Pitcher<br />Across The Lips Now<br />Bi-Hard<br />8 Heads in a Rough Old Hag<br />No Cuntry for Old Men<br />The Rear Hunter<br />Plump Friction<br />American Booty<br />Citizen Cock<br />All that Jizz<br />RammedBone<br />Midnight Plowboy<br />Robble Without a CauseUnknownnoreply@blogger.com3